Arts & Entertainment

Bones, Apocalypse 2012, The Bear Whisperer

Tonight's TV Tips

Bones, 9 p.m., Fox

“Brennan teams up with a forensic podiatrist to match seven pairs of severed feet with bodies.” How can you not love a show that thinks of this? Come on! I wish I had thought of this just in my daily life! Let’s break it down: 1. Forensic podiatrist. Really? Is there such a thing? 2. Seven pairs of severed feet. Not 1. Not 3. Not 21. Seven. 3. Feet. Not hands. Not heads. Feet. Can’t run those through AFIS.

Apocalypse 2012, 9 p.m., CNBC

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“Fascinating people around the world discover their own ways to protect themselves from what they believe is coming on December 21, 2012.” Like we don’t have enough to worry about these days. Thanks, CNBC.

The Bear Whisperer, 10 p.m., Animal Planet

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“Steve deals with a bear who was in an inappropriate sleeping spot.” Oh, I have a funny story about something similar that happened to me, but I will save it for another time, when we are having beers together.

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